*opens blog* title: welcome peasants *closes blog*
Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere
50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free
- Baby: Da-, Da-
- Parents: Da- ? Daddy? Is it daddy?!
- Baby: Da-, Da-, Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.
them: oh are u excited for that new marvel movie?
roses are red
anon hate is rude
i can’t write poems
send me a nude